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HARLEYS HUMOR

 

April 27, 2018



One day a snake, a turtle and a centipede are having a party. After two cases of beer are gone, they needed more beer. So they discuss who’s going to go get the beer. The turtle says, “I will go, you both just wait here.” Two hours later, the turtle wasn’t back yet, so the centipede says, “I will go.” So they open the door and see the turtle is still walking out of the door.

Because turtles walk too slowly, the centipede says, “You both wait for me to come back, I’ve got a lot of legs, so i can walk fast.” The snake and the turtle wait for another two hours. Finally the snake says, “What

is taking the centipede so long”? So they open the door and check, the centipede is still at the front of the door still trying to put on all his shoes. Finally the snake says, “Let me go, I can walk fast, and I don’t have feet to put shoes on.” So the snake leaves. After three hours, the snake wasn’t back yet. Both of them went to the store to find the snake. They saw the snake standing there. The snake says, “Don’t give me those dirty looks, it only took me 5 minutes to get to the store, but I am still figuring out how to bring the beer back.”

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