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HARLEY'S HUMOR

HUMOR KNOWS NO DENOMINATION

 

January 26, 2018



Selections from signs and ecumenical literature :)

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “what is hell?”, come early and listen to our choir practice.

Weight watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church please use large door at the side entrance.

The associational minister has unveiled the new tithing campaign last Sunday: “I’ve upped my pledge now up yours”

For those who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Eight new choir robes are needed due to the addition of several new members and the deterioration of the old ones.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church children will be baptized at both ends.

Ushers will eat late comers.

The river and Meriwether spoke briefly much to the delight of the audience.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday.

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