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HARLEY'S HUMOR

 

January 19, 2018



Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work

What do you call a fake noodle?

An im-pasta

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

How do you make friends with a squirrel?

Just act like a nut

Why can’t you tell a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?

“Look, they spelled Macy’s wrong!”

A banana peel and a banana are robbing a store.

“Don’t worry,” says the peel. “I’ve got you covered!”

What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken.

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