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January 19, 2018

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work

What do you call a fake noodle?

An im-pasta

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

How do you make friends with a squirrel?

Just act like a nut...

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