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HARLEY'S HUMOR

 

January 5, 2018



An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

- Bill Vaughan

On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.

Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to death.





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