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HARLEY'S HUMOR

 

December 29, 2017



What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Wife says to her programmer husband, “Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen.”

Husband returns with 12 loaves of bread.

Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other “I need you to help me get to the other side!”

The other guy replies “You are on the other side!”





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