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HARLEY'S HUMOR

 

November 3, 2017



A group of Engineering professors were invited to fly in a plane. Right after they were comfortably seated, they were informed the plane was built by their students.

All but one got off their seats and headed frantically to the exits in maniacal panic. The one lone professor that stayed put, calmly in his seat, was asked: "Why did you stay put?"

"I have plenty of confidence in my students. Knowing them, I for a fact can assure you this plane will never even start."

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A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store. She asks him, “Can you go down to the grocery store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”

Later on he returns home and she looks at his purchases and says, “Why in the world did you buy 6 gallons of milk?”

He responded, “They had eggs.”

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