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September 22, 2017

Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”

A: “You can’t tuna fish.”

Q: What do you call a baby monkey?

A: A Chimp off the old block.

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!

Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?

A: It went back four seconds.

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will Let it go.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

A: Lawsuits!

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/cleanjokes.html

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