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August 11, 2017

• I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

• I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

• My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

• I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

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