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HARLEY'S HUMOR

Signs

 


Outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques

In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers: Parking for birds only

On an Ohio highway: Drive Slower When Wet

On a Pennsylvania Highway: Drive carefully: Auto accidents kill most people from 15 to 19

On the grounds of a private school: No trespassing without permission

On a Tennessee highway: Take Notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable

In front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can’t read this, it’s time you wash your car

In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves

Somewhere in England, in an open field otherwise untouched by human presence: Do not throw stones at this sign

From “Anguished English - An Anthology of Accidental Assaults Upon Our Language” by Richard Lederer

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