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HARLEY'S HUMOR

 


Unintended Humor knows no denomination:

• The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sabbath.

• Please remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

• Thursday night: Potluck supper. Prayer and medication will follow.

• This Sunday the pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing “Break Forth Into Joy”

• The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement, Friday night at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

• The Rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of Reverend and Mrs. Adams.

• Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

• At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “what is hell?”, Early and listen to our choir practice.

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