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HARLEY'S HUMOR

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A woman on the phone to her friend; I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising…. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.

But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"

He said: "Call for backup."



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