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HARLEY'S HUMOR

Your Weekly Laugh

 

April 28, 2017



Q. What do you call a polar bear with ear muffs?

A. Anything you want, he can’t hear you!

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A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor.

After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day."

"Can't", replied the farmer. "At night I haul water for the hole."

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A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while ... then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks ... “What does that mean?” He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot. She smiled happily and said ... “Oh, that’s so lovely ... What about I, J, K?” He said, “I’m Just Kidding!” The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his vision.

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