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HARLEY'S HUMOR

Your Weekly Laugh

 


A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents

went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing so he

took her with him.

“I’ll never do that again!” he told his mother that evening.

“I didn’t catch a thing!”

“Oh, next time I’m sure she’ll be quite and not scare the

fish away,” his mother said.

The boy said, “It wasn’t that ... she ate all the bait!”

...

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After

long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into

the air waving his front legs, until he crashes heavily

into the ground with a hard knock on his shell.

After recovering his consciousness, he starts to

climb the tree again, jumps again, and knocks the

ground heavily again.

The little turtle persisted again and again, while a

couple of birds sitting at the edge of a branch

watched with pain.

Suddenly the female bird says to the male, “Hey

Dear, I think it’s time to tell our little turtle he is

adopted.”

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