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HARLEY'S HUMOR

Your Weekly Laugh

 

March 10, 2017



A pastor was presenting a children’s sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said,

“I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor.”

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Two policemen call the station on their radio.

“Hello. ..... Is this the Sarge?”

“Yes?”

“We have a case here, Sarge. A woman has shot her husband dead for stepping on the floor she had mopped.”

“Have you arrested the woman?”

“No sir. The floor is still wet.”

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A little biker humor for a change...

A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

After following along for a while, he turns to her and asks, “Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?”

“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, “Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”

“NO!” says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, “Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 bucks and a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride.”

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out... “Look Dad... you’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!”

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