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HARLEY'S HUMOR

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February 24, 2017



An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer’s clinic. “Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.”

Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

This is what transpired:

Dr. Young: Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?

Dr. Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.

Dr. Young: Aaagh!! This is gasoline!

Dr. Geezer: Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days of trying to figure out how to recover his money.

Dr Young: I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.

Dr. Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.

Doctor Young: Oh no you don’t, that is gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: My eyesight has become weak, I can hardly see!

Dr. Geezer: Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so here’s your $1000 back.

Dr. Young: But this is only $500.

Dr. Geezer: Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.

Moral of story: Just because you’re Young doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an old Geezer!

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