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Harley's Humor

Weekly laughs

 

January 27, 2017



If a cop pulls over a U-Haul, is he trying to bust a move?

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!

Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself!

We don’t have any vegetable jokes yet, so if you do lettuce know!

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short.

Why did the orange go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

Why is it difficult for a pirate to learn the alphabet? Because he always gets lost at sea.

Changed my iPod’s name to Titanic ... it’s syncing now!



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