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September 8, 2017

You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?

Because they’re really good at it!

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint

Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

They don’t meet the koalafications!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog!

Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing!?”

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it in my jeans!


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