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HARLEY'S HUMOR

Quotes from Famous Folks

 


My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Being named as one of the world’s best-dressed men doesn’t necessarily mean that I am a bad person. - Anthony R. Cucci, Mayor of Jersey City

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loved a tall. - David Chambless

Nothing is impossible for the ma who doesn’t have to do it himself. - A. H. Weiler

 

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