Your Weekly Laugh
April 14, 2017
As an instructor in driver education at the local area high school, I’ve learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel.
One day I had three beginners in the car, each scheduled to drive for 30 minutes. When the first student had completed his time, I asked him to change places with one of the others.
Gripping the wheel tightly and staring straight ahead, he asked in a shaky voice, “Should I stop the car first?”
Little Johnny strikes again:
“Johnny, if you have 20 dollars and Bill takes away 14, what would you have?” asked the teacher.
“A fight!!” answers Johnny.
A nursery school driver was delivering a van full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties.
“They use him to keep crowds back,” said Tommy.
“No,” said Billy, “they’re just for good luck.”
Pete brought the argument to a close. “They use the dogs, he said firmly, to find the fire hydrants….”