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Harleys Humor

One day a snake, a turtle and a centipede are having a party. After two cases of beer are gone, they needed more beer. So they discuss who’s going to go get the beer. The turtle says, “I will go, you both just wait here.” Two hours later, the...

 

IN MEMORIAM TO JAMES HALL-CARTOONIST

In Memoriam to a comic wit like few others. Celebrating all things Aztec, and many many things Sorehead, Jim Hall's comics inspired generations during the decades he wrote and ink'ed original comics...

 

HARLEY'S HUMOR

• Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money,” he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!” “Oh! In that case,”...

 

HARLEY'S HUMOR - WEDDING CAKE

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa: ‘The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets...

 

HARLEY'S HUMOR

Mud Season A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people...

 

HARLEY'S HUMOR

Selections from signs and ecumenical literature :) At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “what is hell?”, come early and listen to our choir practice. Weight watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church please...

 

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